Chicago Tribune writer William Hageman has written a list of reasons that the good people of Illinois should consider moving west. Among his list of reasons were:• Drinking laws have been liberalized.
• A poll says Utah residents are the happiest in the nation. (Illinois #31.)
• UofU's football team went 13-0 last season. (University of Illinois 5-7.)
• Gov. Jon Huntsman has come out in favor of civil unions.
• Utah ranks No. 1 in subscriptions to online porn sites.
The downside however, according to Hageman, is that Utah was recently conned out of $2.5 million in a Nigerian Internet scam, and an MC Hammer/Vanilla Ice show sold out in Orem.
Anyone happen to catch that Hammer/Ice show? I saw Hammer back in '91, but I figured it would probably be the same show. He hasn't put out a new record between now and then has he?
No don't move hear, I'm sick of hearing about how great the fucking cubs are! If they're so great why are they still cursed by a fucking goat!
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