THINK BEFORE YOU RAVE

This Is London reports that dozens of Russian party-goers were blinded by a laser light show at a Moscow rave. Chalk strobe blinding up as reason 23,450,904 not to become a "raver," right there below drug overdose, sexually transmitted disease, loss of hearing, glow stick dancing, tripping over XXL pants, choking on glow-in-the-dark tongue ring and living in your parents basement.