Thursday, November 20, 2008

UNCYCLOPEDIA ON SALT LAKE CITY


Fake encyclopedia. Interesting...


On Rose Park:

CLASSIFIED (psst..., just a bunch of houses and not a park named Rose in sight.)

It's pretty much just a poorer version of Glendale. Mexicans and their boom-boom are all one can see or hear for miles. They hold the State Fair here at the aptly named State Fairgrounds, but nobody from any of the inhabited counties ever bothers to show.

On Sugarhouse:

Also known as Sugarhouse, Shugacrib, Casa de Azucar, and Hippieville, Sugar House is the most diverse and tolerant region of Salt Lake. It goes from 200 East at its western edge to 2000 East at the east and 1300 South to about 3300 South north to south. Home to Wendy's, Toys "Я" Us, Barnes and Noble, SugarHouse Park, and many other things children beg to visit (like the polluting Jell-o factory), she is also home to the Heavy Metal Shoppe, Blue Boutique lingerie shop, and Catholics/Greeks. During the colonial territorial period, Sugar House served as a prison for non-Jell-O-eaters. It is also home to much of Utah's sXe scene.

Read more here.

6 comments:

Awesome James said...

If you look up just utah and general and read the famous people from Utah part. It reads something like this.

donny osmond
rosanne barr
donny osmond
cookie monster
donny osmond

hahaha

xbrooklynx said...

The sugar house comment was only made cause they heard the most SXE dood lived in sugar house. And i would like to discuss their defining boundaries cause that shit aint true.

MikEdge said...

ROSE PARK IS A POORER VERSION OF GLENDALE?!?!?!? FUCK those motherfuckers. That is the most absurd shit I have read all year. Who the fuck wrote that? Obviously no one who has ever been through Glendale since 1986. Fucking fucks. God dammint.

xBig Mikex

MikEdge said...

and when did Sugarhouse triple in size?? Jesus Christ these losers don't know a god damn thing.

xBig Mikex

sias said...

did nate write the one about sugarhouse?

Nate said...

i grew up in the 1300 south 1700 east area and no one i knew ever would say we were from sugarhouse. bad geography by the author of this article. must be a different nate too.