CASEY'S THOUGHTS ON THE JAZZ GAME FRIDAY NIGHT

"Didn't the whole dancing thing stop being popular in like 8th grade? I think they should just have girls in bikinis jumping on trampoline's."

"Who is this team? The Oklahoma City Thunder? Thunder? Who the fuck names their team the Thunder?"
"I think the people in the city voted on it," I said.
"Oh God. In that case, I'm surprised they aren't called the Oklahoma City John McCain's. Fucking middle America."