BLACK CHANDELIER ESTATE SALE

Remember those hoodies with the silver chainsaws that everyone was wearing a few years back? Well now is your chance to get one for dirt cheap before they disappear forever.

I'm not sure what exactly happened, but all of the stores are gone and owner Jared Gold is having an estate sale of his warehouse and manufacturing facility this saturday morning. If you need to stock up on equipment to help you audition for the next season of 'Project Runway' this is for you.

If you don't care about any of that, you can laugh quietly to yourself and make up scenarios for what you think happened.

Here's the ad from KSL.com

"Saturday August 29th from 9am-6pm59 S. 100 W. Salt Lake City, 84101 second floorNo earlybirds! Come one! Come All! This is the final sale of the grand fashion house Black Chandelier. All items from the design room and manufacturing facility as well as everything from the retail stores and inventory, Everything must go! Industrial sewing equipment starting at 150.00, Mannekins 50.00, bolts of fabric start at 20.00, serger thread cones 2.00, bolts of ribbon and trim 5.00, and tons and tons of amazing and legendary fashion designed by Jared Gold, all clothing 5.00, shoes and coats 10.00, everything brand new! also...shelving, tables, dress forms, quilting supplies, screen printing equipment and supplies, toys, Irons, printers, computers, vending machines, designer track lighting, flooring, cash registers, chandeliers, stainless restaurant fixtures, children's clothing fixtures, racks, wooden hangers .10! Jared Gold will be there in person to make you a deal! CASH AND CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED!!!"