After Bret Michaels finally chooses whatever stripper/porn star is left on the Rock of Love Bus, VH1 will get ready for a new series along the same lines.
Get ready for ROCK OF LOVE - BRIDE OF SATAN starring GLENN DANZIG!
If this is a joke, it's a good one. Here's what the press release said: "The new series will follow the traditional Flavor of Love/Rock of Love format with a group of 20 women vying for the affection of the celebrity musician. However, at the insistence of Mr. Danzig, the winner will enter into a legally-binding marriage with Satan in a ceremony that is sure to test the limits of basic cable censorship standards. Although network executives are keeping a tight lid on the show's planned shennanigans, a few details have been leaked about planned challenges. These include: goat entrail soup and chili cook-off blindfolded nun deflowering contest sexy seance strip-a-thon virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge name that heretic."
Look for it to premiere in July on VH1.
5 comments:
haha do you think danzig is going to pull a brett michaels and get a weave to cover that big fucking bald spot hes rockin. that mother fucker looks like hes six inches from death, hes almost 60 and doesnt look a day under 75
July? Talk about a dirty black summer
Fuck I love watching that video... "oooh I'm Danzing, I am a scary Satanist, beware!" Samack! floor'd.
Henry's not going to be happy when he finds out about this.
Apparently, the girl who was yelling "cheap shot" at the end has no idea what a cheap shot is.
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