Sunday, January 10, 2010

FOR THOSE WHO FEAR TO ROAD TRIP: THE FIFTH AND FINAL INSTALLMENT

There's a combination Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins in downtown Baltimore with high-quality coffee and a clean bathroom. It's located next to a convenience store called 7-Twelve. Ringworm never disappoints. Red lights "don't effect" Mike Askerlund but many, many things effect Mike Cheese -- mainly hang-ups in his "dope" supply and guys who are afraid of oranges. Jake would rather attend every single Jazz game, even though he hates the Jazz, than do a lot of things. The average age of the current Integrity line-up is 7 and Dwid almost didn't make it to the show because his Mom wouldn't let him borrow the minivan.

Don't ever visit Baltimore.

No comments: