Chicago Tribune writer William Hageman has written a list of reasons that the good people of Illinois should consider moving west. Among his list of reasons were:• Drinking laws have been liberalized.
• A poll says Utah residents are the happiest in the nation. (Illinois #31.)
• UofU's football team went 13-0 last season. (University of Illinois 5-7.)
• Gov. Jon Huntsman has come out in favor of civil unions.
• Utah ranks No. 1 in subscriptions to online porn sites.
The downside however, according to Hageman, is that Utah was recently conned out of $2.5 million in a Nigerian Internet scam, and an MC Hammer/Vanilla Ice show sold out in Orem.
Anyone happen to catch that Hammer/Ice show? I saw Hammer back in '91, but I figured it would probably be the same show. He hasn't put out a new record between now and then has he?
1 comment:
No don't move hear, I'm sick of hearing about how great the fucking cubs are! If they're so great why are they still cursed by a fucking goat!
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