Wow. I'm trying to imagine the person that contributed this gem...Salt Lake Slash
When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.
The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."
Probably the same guy who posted this:
Salt Lake Sneak Attack
When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.
Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.
Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.
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Man i wanna make up sayings. How bout the 15 Minute German. Its where you dance the polka and eat bratwurst simultaneously for 15 min while wearing leiterhosen. "God man I got sooo fucked up last night that I popped out the ICP and pulled a 15 Min German"
Or better yet how bout the Box Elder thats where you pretend to be a Gynocologist for the Morman church and randomly examine chicks pussys.
"Fuck man I saw this babe yesterday and I pulled a box elder on her pussy."
Box Elder is the funniest thing I've read all day.
I second that
Goddamn you're funny Casey!
That never happened at an Earth Crisis show here.
Something kinda related happened at a Face To Face show when I was younger.
yeah it was two different wounds inflicted one by a chain and the other by broken bottle..it didnt even resemble an x. the shit people come up with when they come to shows drunk and meth fucked...
I thought this was a Salt Lake Slash: http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu265/guycream/SLASHSLASHING.jpg
It's true that it didn't resemble an "X." I saw the guy years later at a party. He was drunk, wandering around naked trying to get chicks to watch him put his own penis in his mouth.
Then he got crazy and started swinging a shovel above his head.
Another drunk guy tricked him into drinking a beer bottle full of piss then smashed a bowl of guacamole on his head.
BEST. PARTY. EVER!
you forgot the part where he slapped his dick on that girl and she kicked the fuck outta him. and when he decided to put his cloths in the tree and they got stolen and so he had to be naked all night. But I have to agree the was 3 way tied for best party ever with the Ass Fuck twins 8 man orgy party just for funny sakes and then the party with the shit frosted flakes and cat food heater vents and the girls trying to climb the fence and it falling over.
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