Wednesday, March 4, 2009

POLL: WHAT UTAH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO FIGHT?

This is just a sampling of the many, many famous people that have called the land of Zion home so if there's someone else you can't stand, let us know in the comments.


Marie Osmond
Wilford Brimley
Butch Cassidy
That Kid from Almost Famous
Roseanne Barr
Ricci Martin (Son of Dean Martin)
SheDaisy
Brigham Young
That Kid from The Real World
Black Hawk (Warrior Chief)
The Used
Chris Buttars
Steve Young
That Kid from American Idol
Rocky Anderson
Jack Dempsey


TELL US WHY IN THE COMMENTS...

47 comments:

Clinton Sawicz said...

the used... everyone has heard why...

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joshlambert said...

wilford brimely... cause i think diabetes is cool

xbrooklynx said...

joshlambert....

you and me sir just became enemies.

I hate diabetes more than I hate cats... and holy shit do i hate cats...

Fuck theyre so gross... every person who has a cat your house stinks... Just so you know.

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steven said...

I noticed that David Archuleta is on the top of everyones hit list? Why? Is it because hes 130lbs of talent? Before i was into hardcore music i saw him perform at Murray Highschool it was amazing so many people from all across the valley showed up to support a local celebrity. Now thats Hardcore!!!!!

Chris Purkey said...

I think Marie Osmond secretly bangs her brother.

spenserprufrock said...

Jack Dempsey. I really need the cred.

Anonymous said...

Hey Steven youre a fucking TURD! Am i the only one who thinks this bag of shit is the same guy as shonxmurdock?

steven said...

xthekickerx801... easy with name calling i dont even know this shonxmurdock and i don't consider myself a turd.

Why do i catch grief for my comments? I have no ill will towards anybody...

Clinton why THE USED? I havn't heard anything. Is it because they took a salt lake sound and revolutionized into something better? Not to mention the fact they put salt lake on the map!!

spenserprufrock said...

Provo. They put Provo on the map. Let's differentiate. Salt Lake was just collateral damage.

Dan Fletcher said...

I'm pretty sure Moshalicious put Salt Lake on the map.

joshlambert said...

brook, Sorry about the diabetes comment...That was a shit thing to do

xbrooklynx said...

I accept your apology

Jesus Presly said...

I would eat Quaker Oats out of Wilford Brimley's ass before I would consider The Used as "Salt Lake's Sound".
And I would choose to fight Gary Coleman.

Anonymous said...

steven is a fag. i am not steven. steven doesent even know who shipwreck or earth crisis is.

jesus

Anonymous said...

Steven, how the fuck did The Used revolutionize ANY SOUND?! They sound like any other mainstream shitty-crybaby band off of MTV. I mean if your just gonna spew out a line of crap like "Is it because they took a salt lake sound and revolutionized into something better?" You better have a good defense.

steven said...

shonxmurdock i dont know you and you dont know me so you have no right with these false accusations. i mean people must think highly of you to think youre me?

Awesome James thats an origANAL gay sounding name come up with that one your self?

Awesome James why dont bumrush Shonxmurdock's ass, then pull out have Wilford Brimley sprinkle oats all over your poopy boner, and have Jesus Presly eat them off?

Sorry if my opinion caused a stir i will admit im kind of new to the scene so give me a break.

Anonymous said...

hey steven,
OrigANAL? Really?! Did you come up with that one yourself. Man you should be writing shit for Leno, you fucking turd. I bet you would blow bert mccracken's cock with all the other 14 year olds that think the used is the best thing to come out of utah.

Yeah my name's not clever, big fucking whoop.

..also, dipshit, you never answered my fucking question?! Please explain the statement I inquired about earlier, cockbite.

But in all seriousness, dude, go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

Steven isn't real. It's someone trying to be funny. No one is really that lame. Shon Murdock however is a real life verified boner sandwich.

Anonymous said...

Mike, I hope your wrong about steven. Otherwise I just talked shit to an imaginary person, that saddens me for some reason, but then again I don't think anybody could excel in that amount of sheer douchery.

xbrooklynx said...

These new kids no nothing of old posting hijinks.


Oh fake name posting....
Nothing is better.

Ps The Used is good. And theyre good guys. I would hang out with them before I would hang out with about 50% of kids that i see coming to shows these days.

Jesus Presly said...

I agree. Steven has to be a fake. No one who listens to avenged sevenfold could come up with that witty oats over poopy boner dialogue. Thats just too creative for the likes of an Avenged Sevenfold listener.

xbeeganx said...

Brigham Young it would be amazing to beat up a false prophet seriously who deserves it more rosanne maybe

joshlambert said...

the used's drummer is m!chigan.. so thats atleast one redeeming quality

Anonymous said...

you know i love all music and you fucks are pissing me off if you cunts mainly you steven and i know your fag ass dont like salt lake hard core move the fuck out got it i know where you hang out peter boy and you ass oat eating fags can fuck off to ill be looking for you cunts at the show now thats fucking hardcore outttttt

Anonymous said...

this is priceless

spenserprufrock said...

Hey, Bert had to fuck Kelly Osborne to get The Used's name on MTV play, I think he has suffered enough. And just to incite more fights...Judge is fucking awful.

Dan Fletcher said...

You know as well as anyone else that Judge is not from Utah Spenser.

This is a very important thread so let's stay on track.

spenserprufrock said...

And I love cats and Avenged Sevenfold. And Kingdom? No, not them, just cats and Avenged Sevenfold.

Dan Fletcher said...

While there are cats born in Utah everyday, Avenged Sevenfold and Kingdom are not from Utah either.

xbrooklynx said...

i would rather take a whole lung full of hairy kingdom girl arm pit than even look at a filthy cat. The thought of cats make me gag....

Trevor said...

You were once in love with her, Brook. I know you were.

Of course, you've probably fallen in and out of love several times today alone so it probably doesn't matter at all.

steven said...

Awesome James i noticed you know the Used lead singers full name... was it your back of head i saw bobbing on kellys leavings when i cut in the Suck Berts Boner line?

I would have to agree with XbrooklynX about wanting to hang out with the Used.. I saw them on The Osbournes second season and they looked like really cool guys.
I never said they were the best thing come out of utah just they helped develope the new salt lake sound (they should change their name to the NEW PIONEERS cause like the old saints they brought something new to the salt lake valley). I still stand by my january top ten and think REVIVER is the best band to come out of Utah County.

Im sorry i used to like AVENGE SEVENFOLD everybody i thought till two weeks ago they were the in band. If it makes you guys feel better i returned all six albums to Graywhale cd Exchange.

spenserprufrock said...

I wish I could change my vote to the lady who runs the counter and Randy's Records. She can get really outta line.

sias said...

im suprised no ones changed their vote to steven. we need to change it so you can write in your own vote.

we need more comment threads like this one.

GCA (The Website) said...

Sias. I have missed you. Why don't you post on me anymore?

Anonymous said...

i am suprised sias didnt post a thread on watchmen. i am somewhat dissapointed.

Anonymous said...

Sias posts on this site?

sias said...

i would have done something on watchman but i expected trevor to have done so or at the very least im sure he will post a link to the article he puts together for whatever paper hes writting it for. aside from that i think id be on here all day arguing peoples opinions of the film. im already being driven up the wall by the shit ive heard just today. people just cant be pleased...


and GCA i posted that awesome clip of the teenage girl getting beat up for kicking her shoes off gently, so get off my back you god damned blog.

Anonymous said...

Attention all Grudge city friends there is imposters out there. they're claiming to be me posting ridiculous comments. DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE.....

Anonymous said...

I'm allergic to cats.

How about your FAVORITE celebrities?!
I know everyone's has to be Super Dell!
He told Joshlambert personally that he would give anyone who voted from him as mayor a free segway scooter.

Anonymous said...

i wanna dig up larry miller and and work him over... or danny payne

Anonymous said...

hey steven, shonxmurdock and awesome james fight me on 3/31.

spenserprufrock said...

"I wanna dig up larry miller and work him over" Very nice, that asshole didn't even have legs. What kind of asshole doesn't have legs?

Anonymous said...

3/31 ?

Anonymous said...

Ok why am I thrown into the mix, lambgoat