Wednesday, March 11, 2009

UTAH LEADS NATION IN RODENT EXTERMINATION BY FIREARM


Salt Lake Tribune -- Here's something you probably didn't know about Utah. According to a recent survey published in the prestigious Pest Control Digest, Zion leads the nation in rodent exterminations attributed to firearms.

That's right. A two-year study revealed that more rats and gophers are shot to death in Utah than any other state in the nation. We aced out No. 2 Wyoming by a huge margin.

"We aren't sure yet why the numbers are so lopsided," said Dr. Abner Burnam, who conducted the study at Small & Quick Laboratories in Boston. "One cause may be the higher number of firearms per Utah household."

11 comments:

XfirestormX said...

Heres a story for you. One time we were going to Totally Awesome Guns to look and possibly purchase some firearms. When we got there the place was full of random fanboy nerd guys. Like Super dale decided to take a bunch of his computer guys and move them over. There was a mouse running around behind the counter and that fucker took a .22 rifle and shot that fucker right there in the store with tons of other people around it was crazy.

steven said...

Wait a minute everyone talks about me like im dumb and whatever else they have time to write on here about me. But this story is unbelieveable and absurd no ill will directed towards you XBigDoggX
but come on tell your stories on a less serious hardcore page.

XfirestormX said...

your a faggot and i hope you die fake internet poster. besides there are multiple people who go on this page that were there as well. I think dan should reveal the IP for steven already so we can see who this joker is.

Dan Fletcher said...

Against GCA policy.

Besides, Steven's funny.

steven said...

xBigDoggx hi i am steven mills from granger i am 16 and a little more than 1/2 now and i am here to make new friends that share the same beliefs as me.

XfirestormX said...

i knew it. I KNEW IT. Its you dan I knew it. and it did happen ask brook

Dan Fletcher said...

Believe me Casey. I would not fake post on my own site. I didn't even know what Granger was until someone explained it to me.

XfirestormX said...

then explain to me how it happens that you both posted at the same time within a minute of each other. Im not buying it unless its someone that was with you. Hmmmmm suspicious very suspicious

Dan Fletcher said...

Casey, you know me well enough to know two things: 1) I don't have a fake-poster personality and 2) I wouldn't bullshit you.

XfirestormX said...

then i declare it as trevor. Since he is the all time king fake poster. Second place goes to nate briscoe for getting the uarc board shut down by pretending to be the head honcho and posting "I HATE NIGGERS" under his name.

Trevor said...

I appreciate the kind words Casey, but I have to echo what Dan said: I wouldn't fake post on my own site.

And Steven Mills seems like a nice young man. Be nice to him.